Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The Bourne pain in my ass

I was watching one of my favorite new shows, Chuck, when a half-screen ad for the new Bourne DVD release covered up a few seconds of the actual episode. This has reached a new level of absurdity. I can't imagine how far this might actually go.


This is an insult to the artists who work on the shows, and the actors whose pelvises are constantly being covered. And, though I am certainly not the first person to witness or comment on these ridiculous advertisements which run at the bottom of the screen during most network television, I would like to be the one to spearhead a movement (please e-mail "movement" ideas to onlinebudstv@gmail.com).

As soon as I have my first plan, we will execute it with precision and immeasurable force. Every bud will be held accountable.